John Michael Somero (1967)
OK, Jenny, I'll tell about "Bob Smith". While flying for Hyannis Aviation on Cape Cod, we got a call to pick up "Bob Smith" at Logan Airport in Boston, and to take him to Danbury, Connecticut. I asked him if he'd prefer a single-engine plane (cheaper and slower) or the twin (the one we used for Jackie O.). He said to bring the faster one, and I did. The cost for the trip was several hundred dollars, even in those days, and he paid me up front out of a briefcase filled with cash. He also gave one of the hundred dollar bills to me, as a tip (at the beginning of the trip!). While heading to Danbury, he came up front and said he'd changed his mind, and now wanted to go to Newport, Rhode Island. There were no cell phones in those days, so this had to be pre-planned by him, I'd imagine. So I diverted to Newport, landed, and he got into a cab and left. A couple hours later he came back and we flew back. Upon landing, he gave me ANOTHER $100 bill. Two hundred dollars in tips, while I'd probably earned about $35 for doing the flying. In those days, we were being paid $7/hr. when the engine was running on the plane. I also had two little babies, 15 months apart, so for me, that was huge!
Needless to say, I gave him my card with my home phone number on it, and asked him to call me any time; 24 hours a day, if he needed to go anywhere. And he did; several times over the next couple of months, and always gave me a hundred-dollar bill at the beginning of the trip, and another at the end. He'd often have a guitar case with him, which he'd take into the cab with him, but then didn't have it when he came back.
On some of his 2:00 a.m. journeys, I took my brother-in-law with me, just for a little extra security. I remember one warm night in Newport, actually getting out of the plane while we waited for him, and waiting at the edge of the woods next to the airport. I really wasn't sure what to expect.
The most memorable flight with him happened one day when he asked me to take him to New Haven, CT. I had a load of students booked that day, but thought I could squeeze in the quick early trip to drop him off in New Haven. So we flew there, with him again giving me the usual c-note when he got on the plane. However, when we landed, he told me he'd be back about 2 p.m. to go home. I had been under the impression that he just wanted to go there and be dropped off. I explained to him that I had to leave; that I had students waiting for me to get back. He asked me how much it would cost to come back and get him later that day, and I gave him a quote. He then asked how much it would cost for me to wait for him, and I gave him another quote, less than half of the first quote. He then handed me the second hundred dollar bill for that day, and said "You will wait for me, won't you?" I called the office and had them reschedule my students.
At 2:00 p.m. he returned, and for the first time since I'd met him, he was drunk as a skunk. He got into the back of the plane and we headed home. It was a beautiful, clear evening, and we were flying just off the coast of Rhode Island at 5500', VFR (visually) and not talking to anyone. He started to try to pour himself a cup of coffee, and asked me "John, will this plane barrell roll?" It was a 10-passenger Cessna 402, not certified for aerobatics, and I hadn't been formally trained in aerobatics, so I just told him no, that I could lose my job or my license, that parachutes were required for aerobatics, etc... He was quiet for a while, and then a paper airplane came floating up to the front and landed on the floor between the seats, right on top of the fuel selectors. I looked down, and it was a third hundred dollar bill folded into a paper airplane. He then said, "If this thing will barrell roll, that's yours." Twenty seconds later he was wiping coffee off of his shirt, and I was stuffing the bill into my pocket! Had I been a good aerobatic pilot, he'd have not spilled any coffee, but he was drunk, I was happy, and it all turned out okay!
Then one day, the calls never came again. About the same time, the Boston Globe was running a headline about 22 people arrested in a large drug bust in Providence, R. I. I did not see his name, Bob Smith, on the list of those arrested, but, he still never called me again. Oh well, it was good while it lasted!
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